Overly Attached Father Figure Porrim Maryam
I told you guys I’d find a use for those drafts they helped me make comics
That moment when you realize that the Doctor quoted Toy Story.
holy shit
What about the Lion King?
Or Mary Poppins?
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that
Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
im defenetly going to use dunderfuck
you see, the thing about self esteem is
it doesn’t matter how many people you have supporting you, telling you you’re talented, or attractive, or smart
because in the end, if you truly cannot believe it yourself
or worse, if you depend on those outside forces to confirm positive perceptions of yourself
you still feel pretty shitty.
“sir, with respect, you are an imbecile”
“no, good comrade, that is where you are wrong. I am an imbewalrus”
